-sheets is probably the only place you can eat at past 11:00
-sheets is apparently the epicenter of Pennsylvania culture
-um its a gas station.. what western pa resident doesnt eat food at gas stations?
you realize you have about three options as far as "in town" options
-thrift store anyone? no not the antique shop.. the salvation army store..
ice hockey is actually a valued/watched sport
-your favorite pens jersey rests below none except your religion
you talk funny.. not accented just psycho babble
-Y'ns? really? its totally not a word.. you + in = yins ->makes no sense
-wolf crik?! seriously say it with me people "Ka-reek"
-"aint" sounds ignorant in the eyes of the rest of america
-pop? what are you? canadian?
-warsh? where in gods green earth did the r come from?
you think that roethlisberger is a deity among men
-hes tall and looks like a lumberjack.. get over it
the list goes on.. maybe ill make a continuation some day
